Funny Retirement Business Cards, Retired Business Cards for Men, Women, Employees

  • Type : Set of 100
  • SKU : A3PP03368
Made from 350 GSM cardstock paper, these funny retirement cards are for men and women. With so many designs to select from, there is a humorous card that will be perfect for your boss, mentor, coworker, or friend. The business-size retirement card...
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Made from 350 GSM cardstock paper, these funny retirement cards are for men and women. With so many designs to select from, there is a humorous card that will be perfect for your boss, mentor, coworker, or friend. The business-size retirement cards can easily be carried around and handed out as a funny conversation starter. The 2” x 3.5” retired cards can be added to the office retirement gift box and can be from everyone at the office. As a sweet gag gift, these cards can be solo gifts and given to retired nurses, judges, dentists, doctors, teachers, judges, secretaries, or for any career path. With cards that state, “No appointment, no phone, no email”, people will chuckle when reading these retirement cards. Saying farewell doesn’t have to be sad. With these retirement cards, let everyone know that retirement is welcomed with open arms. Funny retirement business cards are an unexpected gift for the retiree that they will love. Let everyone know that their workdays are over.

  • Size: Send your coworkers or colleagues off for retirement with a smile. These 2" x 3.5" retired business cards display a funny message about being retired and work-free. As a personalized gift, these fun cards are sold as a pack of 100. An order does not include a business card case. Retirement gift ideas that are light-hearted, yet memorable may be hard to find. These retirement cards are conversation starters when being handed out by the retiree. The perfect farewell card for colleagues.
  • Material: "I've Retired" business cards are humorous retirement gifts. These cards are less likely to crease. They are made of 350 GSM on #130 cardstock. Sold as 100 cards per pack, choose from numerous card designs. Retirees can hand out cards as a hilarious way to let others know they are happily retired. Made on sturdy paper, long-lasting, and with so many different designs, the right one is easy to find for your coworker, boss, family, or friend. Business card holder not included.
  • The Perfect Gag Gift: These funny retirement cards can work as perfect gag gifts. Celebrate being retired with this pack of 100 business-size cards. As the perfect gag gift, these cards have funny sayings that will bring a smile. Give the best gag gift at the retirement party. Let former coworkers know that work won't be the same and hand out these hilarious cards. As unique retired business cards are funny and let everyone know how excited you are to start your life after retirement.
  • Fun Gift: Not just a gag gift, retired business cards are a fun gift to give. Perfect for people from different industries. For the big boss on their retirement day, a pack of 100 "I'm Retired" cards are the perfect way to let them know to enjoy their retirement. Create a retirement gift box and include these funny cards to complete the gift. Say farewell to the boss, dentist, coworkers - men or women. With so many designs to choose find the right design for your gift.
  • Original: With many card design options, find the right card with a humorous sentiment. At 2" x 3.4", 350 GSM cards have funny and smart quotes that are directed at living a happy retired life. Cards that have "gainfully unemployed and proud of it" printed on the front. Let others know how excited you are about the retired life. Hand out these funny retirement cards to your close friends and family. Let others see that the beach is your new office, going fishing and golfing is your new pastime.
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